verycunninglinguist: coolestgirl-: hideeverytraceofsadness: Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Obsessed. This is so good I can’t even Fuck, Glee, STOP MAKING ME HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. I stopped watching you after the first season! Stop this lady-loving nonsense before I get emotionally invested enough to watch you again. DISAPPROVE.
apiphile: Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”? Run through this checklist before you do anything else. What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you twat. Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool. Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your...
Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...– (via adeptasororitas) Yeah. (via unnomjuste)
There was more property damage in last night’s pro-child rape riots at Penn...– Matt Pulver (via lighthouseaccident) 0.0
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The...– Robin Williams (via 24ribs)
Try standing at a party of queer friends and charting all the histories, sexual...– Michael Warner (1999) The Trouble with Normal (via bodkins) edit: maybe minus the last sentence… (via fagglet) “The impoverished vocabulary of straight culture”… preach that shit.
The overpopulation myth →
janedoe225: But most of the 7 billion are not endangering the earth. The majority of the world’s people don’t destroy forests, don’t wipe out endangered species, don’t pollute rivers and oceans, and emit essentially no greenhouse gases. Even in the rich countries of the Global North, most environmental destruction is caused not by individuals or households, but by mines, factories, and...
Did you know your arm unconsciously maintains...
filiabelialis: Yes, you obviously notice this when you are being careful about carrying something, but try it with a cup half-full of water. You can walk across the room barely thinking about it. Try tucking your elbow against your side and doing the same thing. It gets everywhere. Your body jounces all around when you walk, and yet your arm can hold a cup of water in near-stillness by making...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.