[first panel: Jon reaching pick up a ringing phone. second panel: Jon holding the phone away from his ear, as a very loud “JON!” emits from it third panel: Jon is still holding the phone at a distance, with this dialogue taking place. J: “Hi Stephen. Let me guess, this is about the New York Senate’s latest vote.” S: “So you heard! They’re shoving same-sex marriage down New Yorker’s throats! You’ll have to find a dude to get married to ASAP!” fourth panel: Jon looks exasperated. J: “That’s not how it works, Stephen.” S: “…it isn’t?” J: “No. All this means is that people who want to get married will now be allowed. Nobody’s going to be forced into it. Is that all? Or are there any other ridiculous things you’re panicking about?” S: “Uh…. no.” fifth panel: Stephen in a wedding dress, next to a wedding cake with two groom toppers, holding a ring in an open presentation box. S: “I’m not… panicking… any more.”]
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OH NOES. POOR STEPHEN. HE WAS SO EXCITED.